Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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