My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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