im drinking this country out of the recession.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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