we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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