i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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