did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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