Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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