bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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