Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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