If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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