new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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