I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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