sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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