I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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