this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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