Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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