So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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