I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Come on in and take your pants off
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