I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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