This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
im calling her cock vulture from now on
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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