Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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