Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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