thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
How does one acquire holy water?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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