Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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