Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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