i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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