You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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