It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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