it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You took a bar mat shot.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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