i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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