If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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