I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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