I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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