Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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