The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
