You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Sext me about skeletons
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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