Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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