You smell like stripper and shame
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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