I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
