: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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