i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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