"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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