put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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