I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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