I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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