If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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