I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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