paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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