Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You almost got us killed.
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