I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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