put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I think people are normalizing furries
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