Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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