4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
