I will die if light touches me.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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