I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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