I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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